Cockism

The ancient art of converting Non-South Carolinians into loving cock.

She moved to South Carolina from Georgia and rooted for the Bulldawgs, so Traci believed she would use the art of cockism to convert her.

by ProzacPosterGirl September 16, 2010

cocksman's lament

whole lot of labor and frustration for a teaspoon of funk!!

cleaning himself up, jack was doing the cocksman's lament

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Cocksmash

Co-ck-sma-ssh, verb
The act of missing a sexual partners poon or stink hole with ones cock and hitting the bit inbetween at full force resulting in a "cocksmash".

So, I was pounding away on this the young filly when I got a tad carried away, pulled out and said, "right little missy, take this one you filthy little harrlot" and went at her with the might of empire, a pain ran up my jonson and I knew straight away there had been a terrible cocksmash, it's been this colour and bent at a 45 degree angle for weeks now, anything you can do doctor?

by morgansgoat October 30, 2012

cocksman

A term, popularized by Owen Wilson in the movie; "Wedding Crashers", to identify a man who lives to have sex, usually in the absence of real love. Tends to think with his penis.

"I tried to practice abstinence for a period of time, but I gave up. There are too many sexy ladies, and I'm a cocksman at heart."

by Lauren M January 22, 2007

cocksmack

One who enjoys having the cock smacked across their face.

That slut really is a cocksmack!

by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

Cocksman

One who is skilled in the ways of the cock (pronounces "yaulk" in French). Often mistakenly associated with being well endowed, which is a key characteristic of a cocksman, but must include the ability to successfully slay inordinate amounts of poon. For a reason that has been pondered but never explained by the more philosophical cocksman of history, the greatest cocksman tend to prefer strippers, escorts, and women with fake breasts.

"Due to his ability to pleasure a large number of fake breasted women, Wade became known as the greatest cocksman the world had ever seen."

by WhiteyEMSR January 2, 2017

farting cocksman

a cocksman who lets out a rip at the urinal while pissing

think from the movie 'along came polly' the scene where ben stiller and his boss in the movie are in the urinal and he farts while pissing, hence the term farting cocksman

by cesar romero May 20, 2010