Cocknose

Origins: Avid Merion's "Bo Selecta" TV Programme.

Definition: Someone who has a cock for a nose, esp. brown-nose cocks at work.

You, my friend, are a f**king CockNose.

by Mr Joshua October 23, 2004

cocknose

Origantes from the african island of cockshnittzle and means some who has a nose in the shape of a cock

omg, that guys nose is shaped like a cock

by Tim Boulter February 1, 2005

cocknose

sum1 with a huge nose / sum1 hu is a just a wanka and u dnt like atall

alex : jesus my sister is a cocknose
jak : indeed she has a huge nose

by jak April 1, 2005

cocknose

a gobshite or just someone with a nose that looks like a big smelly cock

south side dublin people are all posh cocknoses

by finton May 12, 2006

Cocknose

A man with a nose of phallaceutical proportions and/or one who is acting in an unreasonable or mean-spirited manner.

"That guy over there is a thoroughbred cocknose."
"Will you stop being such a cocknose and give me back my bag?"

by Tawnysowz September 9, 2009

Cocknose

nicolaou substitute for a nose- cocknose

1.whoaaaa! nicolaou that is some major cock on your face, what a cocknose
2. hey nicolaou, seeing as you have a cock for a nose does that mean you have a nose where your cock is meant to be?

by jassaz April 16, 2006

cocknose

A mythical superhero who slays countless enemies in the pursuit of inter-galactic peace. Most notable in Final Fantasy X.

"Cocknose surprised the golden ogre in the frozen tundra"

by Joshlips May 18, 2007