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cockney phil

The persona and accent assumed by someone on the phone. Some people speak posh, others do a 'cockney Phil'.
"Awwight Pat, how's ya car? Laaaverly! Apples N pears. Chaz n dave me old china!" is what cockney Phil usually sounds like..
by Homer_Jay March 14, 2008
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Cockney Wanker

Twat, git, moron, bitch.
You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.
by Dick Splash August 10, 2003
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Cockney Red

Discription of individuals who come from a Greater London but insisted in glory hunting and support Manchester United from the comfort of their own armchair. These individuals are usually born between 1980 and 1999.
Oh look, there's another Cockney Red, glory hunting child bastard
by footybants April 23, 2019
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Cockney-wristed

It simply means having a left-handed grip on a bat or broom (left above the right)
"That boy is cockney-wristed" -- Old Glesga Granda
by Chexsum September 17, 2023
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Cockney conservative

People who live in affluent areas of London Strawberry Hill, but down play their wealth and act gangster, or UKIP and Reform voters. They have balding hair and pointy features including noses and chins. They use the words donut and whheeyyyy a lot in speech.
When walking on the streets of Twickenham , a Cockney Conservative will come and befriend you by saying ‘Mate you just gotta sit back, relax and have some fucking chicken mate eeeeeyyyyyy’
by Mr Tumnus 90 May 1, 2025
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Wet Cockney Fiddler

She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.
by Hugh Horace January 8, 2018
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RADA COCKNEY

Faux cockney actor graduate of the RADA, Royal Academy of Dramatic Art.
The RADA Cockney is typically the male product of an affluent upbringing who feels immasculated by the priviledge of their background therefore compensating with the over use of a faux working class affectation.
any one who has ever been any of Guy Ritchies films. Guy ritchie is the RADA Cockney over lord his hench men include Nick Moran and Jason Streatham.
by mr lobby March 10, 2009
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