cocknapkin

someone with less than usual intellect or common sense; someone better suited as a napkin used to clean a cock.

- I just told my boss to fornicate with himself vigorously!

- Dude, you are such a cocknapkin. Now you'll be fired for sure.

by HypaereonFlux December 24, 2008

Cocklipse

kok-klips short form of Cock-Eclipse

Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.

Paul: "Phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. I couldn't avoid the cocklipse."

Murk: "That still makes you gay!"

by lancetightpants November 13, 2011

Cockapotamus

A fictional character that delights and entertains children and adults a like with song and dance, appearance is modest with a hippo head and the body of a rooster. People can not get enough of this timeless character.

The children laughed when the Cockapotamus stood on its head.

by What,Is,Love January 7, 2019

Cockland

Meme core band

Holy shit Cockland rocked everyone’s cock off at the show tonight!

by BestBandEver69 June 28, 2022

Cocklace

A necklace fashioned solely out of cocks. A person who acts like you would imagine said necklace fashioned solely of cocks might act.

Jay Mariotti is a total cocklace. I bet he wears one to bed every night.

by Harrison Greeley III September 14, 2010

Cockslap

The most humiliating act a man could ever give. Should you be the unlucky victim of a cockslap, especially when you're sleeping, the best advice is to kill yourself.

"Haha, I gave you a cockslap you when you were sleeping, and filmed it!"

by Chris Ioakim December 10, 2008

cockapella

A portmanteau of 'cock' and 'rockapella'. When a guy has sex without playing any music, one can say he's doing in cockapella.

Dude: I'm thinking of making a move on Maria
Friend: Want to borrow my Shade album?
Dude: No, I think I'll do it cockapella

by TheGriz April 1, 2009