Cockingwee

Irish word for pissing on the toilet seat

I'm off for a cockingwee bud

by The Fucker 69 October 11, 2016

cocking the spangbutt

This is a sexual act where you first spank an ass so hard a bright red handprint shows up. Then you wack your flaccid penis on the handprint until erect and immediately ram it directly into the receivers asshole

Bro, I was cocking the spangbutt all night last night

by bitch nigger 27 June 7, 2018

Hoover-Cocking

A wide mouth blowjob that gives no pleasure creating a awkward sitution

Last week Mikala was Hoover-Cocking the shit out of me, then expected me to go down on her.

by LadyLumber March 1, 2015

Busch cocking

Bush cocking: shotgunning busch tall cans then blow every dude you're with

Went hunting for bush chickens with the guys, but we ended up Busch cocking instead.

by BonnyShakes October 4, 2018

cocking hell

Used instead of "Fucking hell", in order to display anger, or stress.
Sometimes used in an angry situation to slightly lighten the mood.

You-When is that Science homework due?
A friend-Next lesson
You-Oh cocking hell! Why does Miss Smith have to be such a dick?

by KikiThatsMe May 21, 2008

Cocking

Cocking is when a person just exists for sex and in their downtime scream and yell.

p1: hey do you have big plans in life?
p2: nooo I'm just going to keep on cocking, why?
p1: okurrr byee

by LMNOPQRSTUVWXZ April 11, 2020

Cocking Gun

Its when you are fucking a chick doggy style and you pull out your dick right before you are going to cum, place it on the top of her ass crack, then run a line of gunk from the top of her ass to her clit just like a caulking gun. This of course would also apply to the upper lip, forehead, ear-to-ear across the eyes, ect.

"I just laid a smooth line of baby batter on my girls ass crack with my cocking gun".

or

"That girls ass was so big I had to reload my cocking gun to finish the job".

by Durmach Calidrivur April 9, 2009