Cockchafer

An unsightly guy at a swimming pool with far too tight speedos, in clearly noticeable pain, but thinking the chicks are digging him.

Maybe things could have worked out, but I'm a keen swimmer at the local pool and he was a cockchafer

by mledwards34 June 22, 2011

cockarms

A person, generally male, who has either a dysfunctional penis or mad crazy arms. Sometimes the poor dude has both, in which case I'm glad I'm not him.

Hey cockarms, go fuck a goat!

by Johnathan Davidson September 3, 2004

Cockhammer

1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.

1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!

by GoliathOnline November 6, 2009

cockwarmer

these furry creatures are usually found strapped on and ready for cockwarming under desks.

Being the furry cockwarmer that taylor is, she crawled underneath my desk for some soothing cock comfort.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

cockchafer

A work shift while one is standing and walking about that lasts for more than twelve hours.

My manager had me work from open to close today, that was a real cockchafer.

by belphegor September 5, 2012

cockwarmer

A dumb slut. Good for one night only.

"I'm on a hunt for a cockwarmer tonight!"

by the hangar October 18, 2008

Cockwarmer

daddys cute little bratty blond with black cat ears and thigh highs

u r an amazing cockwarmer girl!

by Hehedaddy December 6, 2021