Cockaine

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
There isn't a generic name for Viagra. Suggestions were made and after careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Cockaine. Also considered were Mydixarisen, Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mycoxafloppin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Are you feeling stressed, angry, tired, lonely and is your hand sore? Cockaine will give you back the life you used to have.

by tanjaganja February 12, 2009

cockchafer

A small tight vagina that needs alot of lube!

"Man that girl was tight, a real cockchafer"

by guy murray April 6, 2007

cockstain

1. A cum stain in the shape of a cock.

2. Can also be used as an insult against person of choice.

A man ejaculates all over his cock and then presses it against his partner's skin (or clothing), leaving an imprint in cum that is the shape of his cock. His partner can then let the cockstain dry thoroughly for for a more lasting effect.

by cockstain January 1, 2009

cockchafer

1. large grey/brown beetle
2. a woman with a dried up vagina

1. "oi sean, me old mate, is that cockchafer in bed with you?"
2. "oi sean, me old mate are you gonna be SORE! you're in bed with thunderthighs the old cockchafer

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003

cockshiner

The result of banging just that little bit too hard.

Alex "What's that mark?"
Devlin "I got myself a right good cockshiner. I guess my missus is stronger than she looks."

by Amy 'i like puzzles' September 4, 2005

cockhand

An insult, similar to dickhead first used by Vince of Swack fame.

"Shut up you cockhand!"

by Vincent Pirez May 18, 2006

Cockhand

1. The hand that you use to give a hand job.

2. The hand that a male uses to wank off with

cock
wank

Good thing that bitch opened my brew for me - I might have hurt my COCKHAND.

or.....

My COCKHAND has been getting a real workout.

by Redbeaver December 14, 2004