Cockenspiel

When you beat a person on their head with your penis. This is a non gender-specific term. Feel free to play the Cockenspiel on anyone from all three sexes.

(PAP PAP PAP) - Dude, I just gave you the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Hey Bitch, you just got the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Yeah you transexual freak, I just tossed your ass the "Cockenspiel", bitch!!!

by onryou74 November 23, 2010

Cockensate

A merging of the words 'cock' and 'compensate'. The act of compensating for a man's genetalia, or lack thereof, by different means. This may include the purchasing of large automobiles, the buying of large houses, or various spending on other supersized memorabilia.

Man 1: Look at Jerry's new car.
Man 2: Wow, that thing's huge. He's always told me how much he hates big cars..
Man 1: Hmm, probably trying to cockensate.

by The Snoop Doggy Bryce March 14, 2007

cockbanging

1.the physical motion of banging a cock or male genital, also known as a penis.
2. alternate term for sex

dude that chick was totally cockbanging me after we got home.

by ChupacabraChimichanga March 17, 2010

cockband

When one plays ones cock as an instrument in the game rockband

Alex: "dude i forgot my other guitar"
Craig: "dont worry man we'll play cockband instead"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

cockbender

one who bends the erected cock

jesus, logans mom is a real cockbender. I cant walk straight and neither can my erection

by Brandon John November 26, 2006

cockbender

1. A man with a tight ass, usually working in an office environment. 2. An anal virgin. 3. One who bends cocks with his/her orifices or extremities.

Man, that Seth guy in sales is such a fucking cockbender.

by Virusite October 17, 2003

Cocktease Ho

1. A girl that flirts with boys but doesn't want to date them or hook up with them. She ends up leading multiple guys on and eventually shoots them down or rejects them last minute.

2. A girl who craves attention from men so that she can use them. (Warning: STAY AWAY FROM COCKTEASE HO's)

Rebecca talks to a new student and gives him several hints that she likes him. Some are small and subtle, while others are obvious.

Over the course of a year he starts to develop a friendship with Rebecca, and eventually asks her out and tells her his true feelings. But when this happens she will either reject him or give him some lame excuse.

But what she is actually doing is screwing with his head and flirting with other guys because she is attention seeking and a ho.

Rebecca is nothing more than A COCKTEASE HO

by smooth DoGoodWork criminal December 16, 2009