cockeyed

a bitch whos looking for some action!1

I walked by this honey and she was looking at me cockeyed... woke up next to her this morning

by beeeyatch March 3, 2003

cockeyed

When a man looks at another man's cock, he gets cockeyed. If you stare at said cock. You have cockeyes. A contious stare is cockeyed.
A glimpse is a little cockeyed.

I can't help myself from staring, I am all cockeyed at the moment

by aarmistead September 1, 2013

Cockeyed

/ˈkäkˌīd/
adjective

A look of confusion.

A look of surprise.

As Darnell elaborately described the theory of gravity, Tom looked at him cockeyed.

"What?" Tom blarted.
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Chuck smacked Jones in the face, as he stumbled back Jones looked back at Chuck cockeyed.

"What the fuck, man?!" Jones hollered.

by Wisdom Raider February 7, 2017

cockeyed sun

1. its when the sun is vertical
2.what dick gives tripya for breakfast

dammit george we got a special meal for u its new i dont want u to eat it though its not food

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Cockeyed

Going cross eyed from starring into the tip of a penis too closely

"Her eyes went cockeyed after gassing into my one eyed snake too closely"

by Vince Legend November 11, 2022

Cockeyed

People that can find shapes that look like, or, appear to be cocks.

My wife’s hair was flowing over her shoulder, I was able to see a silhouette of a cock using my cockeyed skills.

by Frank Palace November 17, 2022

Cockeyedittity

Something that looks like it could be askew or wonky. Not quite right or correct. Needing an adjustment.

His fender had a cockeyedittity look to it after it was repaired.

by Spidey Whiplash June 13, 2024