cobranical

(adj) A word used when a person or object is acting like a cobra (cobra), and they enjoy being noobs, anyway...

since i want to continue this definition you can also check out these words, they're pretty cool:

shit
crap
poo
shite
schmelle schmelle (by me!!!!!)
feck
and
booty

John, you g** f***ing cobranical son of a b**ch. Do you enjoy squirming around on the floor trying to be a cobra?

I mean come on. Did you watch that Simpsons episode again or something? Get a grip...

by Cobrania February 18, 2005

cobainite

Person who worships Kurt Cobain and says they LOVE Nirvana but they can't name the other members of the band, one album, or a song other than smells like teen spirit.

True story:

Me: *sees girl pick up nirvana shirt* hey you like nirvana?!
Girl: err yeah. like totally my favorite band!
Me: Cool, whats your favorite album?
Girl: Uhhhh i totally like them all?
Me: Fucker. you just got it because he *points at kurt* is hot.
Girl: *runs away while screaming* MOMMY THIS GIRL CUSSED!

by Ka January 16, 2005

cobranium

500 million years ago a group of cobranical, schmelle schmelley people discovered an ancient element called COBRANIUM. It was worth quadrillions of US $Dollars but they just ate it. On the day that glorious element became shite, everyone was so very fecked of. Well, they would be.

LINDA: Oh my, John, is that Cobranium?
JOHN: Hell No!, Thats my shit

(It may have a misleading appearance)

by Cobrania February 18, 2005

cobain yourself

A common phrase that means to kill one's self; preferably with a shotgun to the head but the phrase does not have to be so specific to the ways in which one commits suicide. This phrase is usually used to emphasize one's failure in something, in return gettig "epic lulz".

Average white male #1: Dude, my girlfriend said I was a loser because I live with my mom.
Average white male #2: Dude, good Lord! Cobain yourself!

by Tom-Paul April 13, 2008

Coliander

1. One who can be found running from illegal acts, often chanting the words, 'Shit, Shit, Shit.'
2. A person unwilling to have any minor part in shoplifting, even if it's blatantly obvious that no harm could come of it.
3. One whose porch (and indeed letterbox) receives near constant bombardment of bush and other plantlife.

Jimmy - Can we borrow your bag for a spot o' shopliftin'?
Bob - Shit, Shit, Shit!
Jimmy - Don't be such a Coliander!

by carthage March 9, 2009

kurt cobain

the white man's tupac. nobody knows who killed him or why.

one of the greatest artists of all time, from the original grunge rock band: nirvana. killed himself with a shotgun blast to the face along with an overdose of heroine... maybe not, but he's dead and sure as hell shouldnt be.

Kurt Cobain was the lead vocalist from Nirvana.

by Master Roller November 27, 2007

Kurt Cobain's killer

Fucking Courtney love, obviously she wanted the fame and money...that damn drugged up fucking bitch

In other words shes a complete bitch. Kurt coulda gotten someone SOO much better.. and you all know it

Ex- Say your looking in a dictionary,
Bitch(n)- Courtney Love

by Tracie January 7, 2005