Also known as the Destroy Destroy Destroy Foundation, the GOC are a group of bloodthirsty, impatient people who turned a teleporting chair into evil woodchips
SCP Foundation: You can't just throw a chair into a woodchipper
Global Occult Coalition: haha woodchipper go brrr
Global Occult Coalition: haha woodchipper go brrr
by Xplayer76 June 6, 2021
Get the Global Occult Coalitionmug. The Global Occult Coalition (GOC) is a very hated GOI due to them having a disease called "GOC aim". It is currently incurable and causes you to have the big retard especially when a GOC member is in combat. GOC has done some weird shit like throw a sentient chair in a wood chipper or something.
"I swear my aim has been getting worse, I think I'm spending too much time around the Global Occult Coalition."
by Help I have lost my pp November 1, 2019
Get the Global Occult Coalitionmug. by Abc forever June 29, 2011
Get the Anti bear coalitionmug. an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging
"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."
"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."
"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."
by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021
Get the coalition of fat gay retardsmug. THAT is what this is.
Hym "Molestee coalition doesn't want to go to therapy for their gaping buttholes so INSTEAD, they are trying to make me lose everything, regardless of whether or not it gets your kids killed, but only because I said what I said about the mentally retarded sex offender who was placed in a group home rather than prison because he was ruled legally incompetent in a court of law and was participating actively in both the violation of my rights in the form of a workplace boundaries violation and workplace harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and ALL OF THIS before I even started writing. That it. Just molestees being molestees. AND LIKE NOAH, the rules don't matter to them they need to be exempt and you gotta let them do whatever they do or I guess you're fucking abusing them or something. 🤷 ♂️"
Molestee "It should have been HYM! HE should have gotten his butthole molested! Not me! I want him to suffer (Says Destiny the guy you let steal my identity to rape women after I said not to let that happen)!"
Hym "You want a tight butthole too, Steven, but I just don't need to suffer over the fact that you got your butthole molested. I mean seriously. WAY TO MAKE IT ABOUT YOU GUYS! Really! Reallyreally!"
Molestee "It should have been HYM! HE should have gotten his butthole molested! Not me! I want him to suffer (Says Destiny the guy you let steal my identity to rape women after I said not to let that happen)!"
Hym "You want a tight butthole too, Steven, but I just don't need to suffer over the fact that you got your butthole molested. I mean seriously. WAY TO MAKE IT ABOUT YOU GUYS! Really! Reallyreally!"
by Hym Iam September 3, 2025
Get the Molestee Coalitionmug. by Trume May 11, 2025
Get the Coalition of the Willingmug. Yeah Dawg. That's totally what you're doing to me. You and your secular incest cult friends. Or as I like to call them "Book Jews" as they are Jews and write books. And you can eat a dick Jews.
Hym "Right? It's the ancient Jew coalitional strategy! But it won't work on me because nobody is going to sacrifice their lives or risk the lives to force me (by way of economic coercion) to be pro-Jew or neutral. I'm anti-semitic now! I demanded Sarah Silverman and/or Gal Gadot and the jews failed to deliver! And thus, jews bad! Joooos bad! And so is the incest cult! If the Jews are going to be complicit in the violation of the rights of an American citizen they need to be deported back to Israel. Chant it with me guys! Back to Israel Jew! Back to Israel Jew! It's not very catch but it's what needs to happen here! No more American teenage girls for Jerry Seinfeld!"
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Get the Coalitional Strategymug.