Colesterbate

The act of feverishly hunting for a pillow or piece of furniture to hump/have sex with in order to achieve orgasm

My friend Cole attempted to colesterbate last night but was unsuccessful

by SoggyWaffle804 August 31, 2016

confested

two words- that vibe of congested + infested

my room was always “confested” with my annoying ass roommate

by lexyjazz!2 July 12, 2020

Codestar

Generally the name of someone who enjoys getting slapped around by their peers, this person has zero shame, honour and dignity. Synonymous with masochist, subby bottom and sussy boi.

He's such a codestar
Wow, look at that disgusting codestar

by Bot131 December 3, 2021

comestible

Something that is esculent.

SEE ESCULENT noob...

by He who likes Bukkake February 3, 2005

colest

kohl adjective, -er, -est, adverb, noun, verb

Several levels above cool.

Juli is the colest!

by _ChriChri_ November 21, 2011

Copesthetic

Thinking you are good enough to be accepted in society.

Mark Wahlberg trying to be a rapper makes him think he is being copesthetic.

by Cricketintro January 16, 2012

Conestoga

An uncircumcised penis.

So was the sex good?

No, he had a Conestoga. It had no face. No personality.

by Atlas Jobinson April 11, 2009