coffee turns cold

Just like the moon, i will love you silently from afar

like we were once as warm as coffee, before everything turned cold - coffee turns cold

by badasspig April 29, 2023

Coffbanger

Cup of coffee with an insane caffeine kick. As defined by Detroit Red Wings prospect Trevor Parkes.

Afternoon #coffbanger and some #nhl, can't beat it.

by Hockeytowner October 27, 2011

Coffee Felcher

A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.

(Sips coffee)...YUCK!!!,those goddamn Coffee Felchers have been at it again.(Spits out coffee)

by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012

coffee

juice of a plant that gives life and suppresses the urge for murder

i need my morning coffee

by CallMeWish November 3, 2017

coffee shits

when you drink a lot of coffee on an empty stomach, and then in about an hour or so you have to shit

Yo dude, i went to dunkies this morning, had a few medium regulars, and then all throughout the day i had the coffee shits

by MSHiggins December 18, 2008

coffee pull

smashing your gas pedal to achieve the same butt puckering effect as a strong cup of coffee

Did a quick coffee pull to 140 thisMorning , now I'm alert and good to go

by Feona hellcatt July 26, 2017

making coffee

When a person partakes in gossip, but misconstrues the details and often gets the story wrong.

Kevin told me the tea about my boyfriend’s infidelity, but I think he’s just making coffee.

by t3aspiller March 5, 2019