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clustomer

a group/cluster of women on a shopping trip.
Shop owner says to her sales assistant:

'Standby, here comes another clustomer'
by Gillian McFarlane June 19, 2007
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clustomer

A difficult customer; one whose actions or reactions to price, organization or just reality in general makes planning and execution infuriatingly difficult. That is, a cluster-fuck generating client. Also most interior decorators.
We could have done this six-week remodel in two weeks if we'd had a regular guy instead of this friggin' clustomer.

Massive cleanup on Aisle 6 -- clustomer at work!
by masta grammastafarian February 28, 2013
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clusterfark

Monumental f*** up.
This is a major clusterfark.
by Hiwatha November 17, 2010
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Clustertrifuckta

Not good in any manner or degree.

Worse than a cluster fuk
This traffic is a clustertrifuckta!!
by Miss Ansink June 29, 2009
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Clustertruck

pog game, Clustertruck
by Trans Queen March 10, 2021
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Clustomer

A misguided customer by their actions or by any part of an action that they are responsible for, that has caused an enormous, near indescribable mess of mass proportions, which, as of now, best describes them.
Oh man! I was dealing with this Clustomer today that must have had their head on backward.

I am not sure how long it will take to clean-up the mess that they made or undo the things that they did. It would easier to just start over but we have already spent 3 days trying to explain that they are doing it wrong
by >turn-about-intruder< August 11, 2021
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this school is full of cock sucking whores that are high as fuck all the time and all the boys just want a blow job and the teachers dont even teach stuff properly i think i walked in one my gym teachers fucking yesterday like come on
did you know that chestermere lake middle school is just a drug front for people that sell crack
by clms hater September 19, 2018
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