Gash for Clunkers

1. Sexual intercourse in exchange for vehicles with low fuel economy. See www.cars.gov website for more details

Man, I plan to take advantage of Uncle Obama's new Gash for Clunkers program and trade in my broke ass Sclizzy for some fine ass shizzy.

by Uncle Obama September 15, 2009

Clinkle

When a man sits down to urinate and his penis comes in contact with the toiler water.

"If a man sits to piss in a full toilet, he might clinkle."
"SHIT, I clinkled after I shit!"
"Clinkling gave me Hepatitis C."

by OlliOlii January 15, 2014

crunkled

So crazy drunk that you've become crippled.

Dude, I was so crunkled last night that I couldn't get off the couch to go out.

by Casper64 October 14, 2006

clunker

A half full beer left over from the party the night before.

I came downstairs this morning and the living room was littered with clunkers.

by Wizmasta January 3, 2009

clankleberry

aTugnut by another name really. Small pieces of rolled up toilet paper and other pieces of general "flotsum and jetsum" that collect around the hairs of the anus.

A good reason for a "back-crack & sack wax" if you are brave enough.

Keep yourself clean "down there" - you don't want to collect a clankleberry.

by Mark Channell February 13, 2008

Cunkle

Either an uncle who is very close to your own age or a cousin who is much older than you

Hey cunkle Dave let's go shoot some hoops!

by Coleen😜✌️💯 June 4, 2016

muff clunkers

Little balls of turds that sticks to your ass hair.

My muff clunkers are leaving some mad skid marks in my underpants.

by Molly and Erin February 23, 2005