cloning centers

Members of the Illuminati (which naturally include all the G20 world leaders) typically meet in subterranean bunkers. The very same bunkers that, according to Marshall, house what has become a highly lucrative network of celebrity cloning farms.

Terrible things from hell happen at cloning centers.

by IcemanDiscord November 29, 2017

bareback cloning

The act of cutting cannabis clones from a donor plant without wearing any gloves.

It is easy to tell when someone was bareback cloning because the clones usually get sick easier.

by Vizam February 6, 2018

closing the loop

The act of sucking one's own dick.

After hours of diligent stretching I was finally successful in closing the loop, then my mom walked in.

by duhlek January 29, 2009

Closing the Gap

When anyone close to you falls behind in the meaning of personal growth, and continue to be blind to unhealthy habits while you’re growing. You either have to leave them or they or you have to catch up to the peer.

Damn, jacks different since I got this money, he needs to be closing the gap if he wants to be friends like we were.

by I’mEatenCereal September 24, 2020

the closing of gitmo

When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.

*Terrorist*
"Ya, I am so excited for the closing of gitmo so I can get out of here and kill innocent people just because their religion is different!"
*Terrorist #2*
"Aren't we all?"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009

cloping

When you have a closing then opening shift the next day.

I do not want a cloping shift.

by Tara Tason April 4, 2019

Cloting

(clow-ting)

The act of placing cottage cheese on ones gentialia while wearing any type of cloth around said genitalia

Man i was cloting the other day, it felt so good to have lunch right there at the tip.

Julie likes cloting only in the winter, she told me the stench is unbearable in the summer months

by xphonehomex July 28, 2014