closing the loop

The act of sucking one's own dick.

After hours of diligent stretching I was finally successful in closing the loop, then my mom walked in.

by duhlek January 29, 2009

shralmon

The fish-wise equivalent of turducken; made by inserting shrimp or other shellfish into the body of a salmon.

Juarez can't eat shralmon because he's jewish.

by duhlek January 29, 2009