Clownsville

A area, usually a workplace , where a majority of the population makes little to no effort in their responsibilities and also doesn’t take initiative into doing critical things.

As I arrived to clownsville I seen all the security guard in their phones and not making sure the building was secured.

by Ice510kid February 21, 2018

clownshoes

Something or someone that pretty much sucks ass.

My mate: 'Did you see "Da Ali G Show" last night mate?'
Me: 'Nah mate. Its fucking Clown Shoes"

by Leemondo McDizzle November 3, 2003

clownsizing

A stupid action regarding company layoffs of personnel. First seen in use by Jim Borgman, editorial cartoonist for The Cincinnati Enquirer.

Management thought it would save money, but the clownsizing just means the few of us left are working 60-hour weeks, too exhausted to think coherently.

by Barbara Pinzka September 2, 2005

Bull fucking a cowshit

A kind of bullshit but with more emphasis on seriousness and humor at the same time

Professor after handing test paper: I don't think you passed.
Student: *You: 20/100, Average: 60/100* Bull fucking a cowshit! How did this happen?!

by wwiidogefighter July 13, 2016

Clowntits

Boobs that are freakishly large or just awkward in shape. May look like two clown shoes stuffed in a bra or two carnies stuffed in a bra. Usually the girl with the clowntits thinks she has the best boobs in the world and puts them out there for everyone to see.

Stacey: Oh my God, look at that girl's boobs!
Lacey: Oh my God I know. What's wrong with them?
Stacey: They're clowntits.

by aseaisaved March 17, 2009

clown shit

A commonly employed theme in haunted attractions; most often using day-glo paint, a selection of Killer Klownz masks, stupid horns and sometimes 3D glasses. The aim is to appeal to the small portion of attendees who suffer from coulrophobia (fear of clowns). People who are afraid of clowns are afraid of one in the middle of a brightly lit room and to those who are not afraid of clowns it is stupid and boring.

I really enjoyed the haunted house we visited last night, except for the clown shit maze; that was lame.

by The Haunt Prophet October 20, 2015

clownhut

a gathering of laughter

Welcome to n@rbys clownhut

No AWP d00ds!

by Mike Hunt February 13, 2003