Kansas Cornholer

Members of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas

I hear those Kansas Cornholers are going to protest at the murdered children's funerals.

Those Westboro Baptist Church people are all closet queers, incestuous, inbred Kansas Cornholers.

by JewishMormonDemocrat December 20, 2012

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cornholed

A redneck term for anal sex.

Let's take the gimp out back and cornhole him.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

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iowa cornhole

A sexual act. The male attaches multiple kernels of corn to a string then repeatedly shoves them up the asshole of the female. Afterwards they make popcorn with the kernels.

Guy 1: Hey man saw you with that girl last night, how'd it go?

Guy 2: Great I gave her an Iowa cornhole!!

Guy 1: Awww that's awesome, you lucky bastard

Guy 2: Yeah... want some popcorn?

by Markus TP May 25, 2009

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Cornholery

Where or when lots of corn holing takes place, in the literal or metaphoric sense.

The gay porno 4 Cocks, 1 Butthole is a visual example of literal rampant cornholery.

Joe was caught speeding and fined $500 by the judge. Joe is the victim of judicial cornholery.

by Lord Cornholis, M.P. January 23, 2011

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Verb: an act of placing yourself into a conversation/situation that you weren't invited to by standing very closely to people, or the group of people.

Noun: He is standing there clownshoeing that guy.

You are talking to a guy or girl and the clownshoer comes over and stands between you, as if they are wearing clownshoes.

Tony: Dude, I was standing next to the hot chick at the bar, chatting it up, when Mike started clownshoeing me and started talking to me.

Scott: Dude, what a clownshoer.

by TMoney34 August 16, 2010

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