Clownfishing

When a person changes there gender to be the opposite of whoever they're dating.

Mike: "Yo do you know what happened to Greg and James being a couple?"
Brad: "Yeah Greg changed genders to be a female, and is now Brittany."
Mike: "Bro what Greg is clownfishing now?
Brad: "yeah I guess"

by penishand March 8, 2022

Clown fish

The only fish that can change genders,
My childhood was ruined

person 1: are you a clown fish
Clownfish: I am

Person 1: are you a boy or girl?

Clownfish: both 🖕

by Potatosmileyface January 25, 2016

clownshoes

Something or someone that pretty much sucks ass.

My mate: 'Did you see "Da Ali G Show" last night mate?'
Me: 'Nah mate. Its fucking Clown Shoes"

by Leemondo McDizzle November 3, 2003

CLOWNSHIT

excrement, the substance that will leak from jessica simpson if i ever get a shot at her.

i'd fuck the clownshit out of her.

by smutacus January 3, 2009

clown fish

One who is unusualy cautious about everthing that they do, unwilling to take big risks. The term is directly related to an actual clown fish: the individual will hide cautiously, even pathetically, just as an actual clown fish hides in the anemone's tentacles.

The term as it pertains to human behavior originates from the video game Halo. Such a player will hide, waiting for the right opportunity to come out and get a kill, only to retreat into hiding again. This player will often hide to the detriment of their team, staying in a safe area while their team mates are killed. This kind of play is selfish an can be detrimental to their team.

The term can also be directly realted to poker, more specifally Texas Hold'em. One who makes irrational decisions, playing weak starting hands, even when facing a large raise. Such an idividual is also easily intimated at the poker table, folding strong hands to others who have coaxed them into believing their hand is stronger. An example of a move that clown fish might make is calling and all-in bet with a 2-3 off suit, one of the weakest starting hands in Texas Hold'em.

Don't be such a clown fish, call her!

Stop hiding like such a clown fish and help me shoot these guys! (Halo)

That was a clown fish move, calling an all in with a 2-3 off suit.

by - Overlord - April 5, 2006

Clownshoes

The lowest of the low. The only thing lower than a clown is his shoes.

Some fucking pair of clownshoes has stolen little retarded Jimmy's wheelchair.

by Yaroond Mahmoud September 14, 2016

Clownfused

Clownfused- a clown that is constantly confused about their sexuality. They are often found doing it in the reverse lowngirl position at your local park.

that clown is totally clownfused. they cant tell if they like bussy or not

by fromthedownunder February 15, 2019