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Clownbert

A human who loves making alt accounts and cyber bullies people
Dude: Have you found Clownbert?
Dude 2: who’s that?
Dude: a fucking creep.
by fuckshit7j7 May 28, 2022
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cloudberry

(n) the effect of two women simultaneously emitting vaginal flatulence (queefing) during the acts of digital penetration and/or dildo/vibrator play while in a scissoring position. this causes an audible sound when air is released from the women’s vaginas and can cause a pleasurable mutual vibration.
Lindsey and I queefed together, making a cloudberry during sex last night.
by lenniemorningstar June 1, 2022
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cloudberry

(n) the effect of two women simultaneously emitting vaginal flatulence (queefing) during the acts of digital penetration and/or dildo/vibrator play while in a scissoring position. this causes an audible sound when air is released from the women’s vaginas and can cause a pleasurable mutual vibration.
Lindsey and Allie experienced their first cloudberry when queefing together
by lenniemorningstar June 7, 2022
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CornBerry

After a rough night at the corn eating contest, I had multiple cornberry hanging off my rear end.
by adamrafael4 February 6, 2023
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Ass Clownery

The act of wasting your very existance by way of partaking in stupid bullshit activities that, tho enjoyable because of the sheer nature of stupidity involved, will simply never get one ahead in life. But screw that with a limp whole grain noodle because that was never the point anyway.

Examples include farting in your friends lunchbox. Talking shit about others because of your own lack of self assuredness, and/or spending ones entire life playing basketball even tho you are a 5 foot 10 white guy that cant jump who's biggest talent is smoking doobies and pud whacking until your essential organs look like a lil smokie with two blue raisins that a homeless person might pick out of the trash behind the outlet mall for sup. Dont even get me started on the fish flavored mayonnaise.
Billy shits in the urinal at Wal Mart and cackles up a storm.
The poor janitor Bob, gets called from his lunch of ham and cheese hot pockets and fruit gushers for clean up on aisle shithouse and immediately upon seeing said monster loaf in pis pot exclaims "fuck these Dipshits and thier ass clownery!" I quit!

He finishes his hot pocket and goes back behind the store to share his last 2 gushers with the homeless guy. They become best friends and experiment with dumpster sex later that night in the misty harbor air with two unkempt sea men from across the bay.
by Cap'n Cuuunt. February 8, 2019
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Tom clownery

Foolishness on a whole different level. Mostly used for individuals who committed tom foolery beyond tom foolery, or to call out someone for being outlandishly stupid.
Drake: "Bro, Pacheco just commited some absolute TOM CLOWNERY"
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