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closed book

a guy/girl who doesn't let anyone read them or cant let anyone read them. possibly thought their ex was 'the one' and went over a bad breakup and left thinking they were the best they ever had.
Mike: Dude I dig her but she's a closed book.
Joe: Forget about it man her loss, there's other fish in the sea.
by johnnyplaylax July 3, 2010
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Closed For Tonight

noun: One of Canada's best up and coming metal bands. Some of their influences include Protest the Hero and Between The Buried And Me. All of the members are only 16! Basically, you will get raped by this band cuz they are that fucking good! They have gained much popularity thanks to their guitarist SJP or "Chin" becoming a youtube guitar phenom. Of course people wanted more Chin, and now they have more than they can handle.
Typical Noob: "I'm sick of listening to the Jonas Brother's and Miley Cyrus...do you know any good bands?"

Wise Owl: No sorry. But I do know a great band, "Closed For Tonight".
by imnotrobert October 21, 2008
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closed pass

to give someone a closed pass is to ignore them as you walk past them, after having been walking in the opposite direction towards each other. i.e. keeping your head down, not making eye contact.

the opposite is an open pass, in which you acknowledge the other person, giving them eye contact and/or a smile and/or a greeting as you pass them.
mate, i saw that guy that i hooked up with on wednesday night in the arts building today. it was well awkward! i was so embarrassed, i gave him a closed pass.
by grimeywords June 12, 2007
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Closed Fist Shitting

A term for shitting in relation to whether you are wearing pants, closed fist is with pants on, whilst shitting without pants would be open handed. Other ways to say: Closed Fisted Shit, Closed Fist Shit
Dude James is Closed Fist Shitting himself!
by Flore_M September 22, 2021
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closed goat

Oooooh, you don't have camel-toe, so you must have a closed goat.
by erectism January 11, 2008
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Closed Friendship

that uncomfortable place in a developing relationship where it would be awkward for either person to see other people but the two are not yet a couple
Girl, get off that, you're in a closed friendship with him; stop banging his bestie.
by fuckwanandesuka September 25, 2010
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closed triangle

A sexual relationship involving three partners, all of whom have sexual contacts with each other. C.f. an open triangle, in which two of the members do NOT have sexual relations with each other.

An obvious attribute of a closed triangle is that at least two of the members must be bisexual or homosexual.
A common sexual fantasy for both men and women is the "closed triangle"; it's appeared as a theme in several novels, including Ernest Hemingway's _The Garden of Eden_. As a literary theme, however, it nearly always ends sadly, perhaps because even in their fantasies writers are bound by plausible expectations.
by Abu Yahya March 21, 2010
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