clothered

When something valuable or easily broken (e.g. cell phone, game controller, game case) is on the floor and covered by clothes in such a way that misleads you into thinking it is safe to step on.

Tom's new video game was soon stepped on and cracked after being clothered.

Avoid leaving dirty clothes on the floor; you never know what valuables could be clothered by them.

by unreal1298 September 5, 2011

clopper

Noun. A drunken female, screeching and cackling along the street with high heels scraping the pavement. Best spotted at the point of emerging a pub or club with other like-minded females. Strangely attractive to drunk males. Painfully repellant to any sober persons.

What is that god-awful noise? Oh, its just a clopper.

by AntonyB August 28, 2006

Clotherities

People who have nice clothes.

Bob: Wendy = Clotherities!
Jill: Yes she does!

by Chemerlarities July 12, 2009

clocherty

If your surname is this I’m sorry Rebecca & Roxanne you should of got meme as a second name

Rebecca : hmm I don’t like clocherty
Roxanne : Neither do I

by Yayorozu Girl February 1, 2020

Clopper stopper

A tampon.

Christ, I've come on early - leg it to Tesco's and grab me some clopper stoppers, will you?

by Stubaccca November 23, 2021

Clopper

A large or fat vagina

I finally had sex with Sally, turns out she has a clopper

by Drizz Alvaro March 4, 2024

No Clother

When you’re taking a shit and it gets so bad you have to go commando.

Bro I took the nastiest no clother last night. Really? Yeah my ass was on fire

by GoogleSlide September 23, 2021