george clooney

a guy who looks 50, but really is only 42. he even mentions it in oceans twelve.

Danny Ocean: How old do you think I am?
Robber friend: 48? 52?
<Danny is astonished>

by gracie April 21, 2005

Clowned to Death

Verbal Murder; when a targeted individual (usually the bitch of a group) FREAKS OUT after receiving a facial of insulting jokes from friends. Usually performed by 2 or more roasters, although solo work can be done by the skilled.

After making fun of him about his vagina, he cussed us out in front of a 5 year old boy and his mother. Its official, he was CLOWNED TO DEATH.

by houSTONER January 7, 2010

george clooney

The worst Batman in history,only selected for the role because his huge chin fits the suit.

Man : batman and robin sucks!.
Friend : thats because they took george clooney for the role.

by eldarman January 7, 2005

Clooneyface

A person, usually a celebrity, whose appearance is so irritating that it makes passerby want to punch them in the face. Named after the person with the strongest Clooneyface known to man, George Clooney.

"Damn, Mark Wahlberg has such a fucking Clooneyface. He needs to get hit. Hard"

by _Rick Ross_ February 12, 2010

clooneying

Trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your lust that you've decided is something more. (As with George Clooney's character from Up in the Air.)

"I have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that I might be in for a clooneying."

"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."

by RyanBingham February 18, 2013

clooneytunes

A normal guy with film star looks, but who is raving mad. Also a potential stalker type.His looks and general weirdyness tends to mess with ladies heads.Still seems to get a lot of chicks

Hey Mick ! This girl came up to me in the club and started carrying on about Clooneytunes. He's been texting her and telling her she's special.And this after he cheated on her.

by OldManDaz October 2, 2008

Clooneyball

A ball game generally played indoors that originated in Edinburgh, Scotland. A hall <5m long, and <2m wide provides the playing area, with doorways serving as goals. Shots must be underarm and players must stay in their own half. Matches normally are played until one player scores 10 and rule breaking or misconduct is punished with a Saddam card.

Much like football, splinter sports have developed.

Gordon and I had a smashing Clooneyball match today, George himself would be proud.

by GeorgieClooney July 4, 2010