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clontarf

A clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloom who has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a dick weed who always corrects your spelling. Like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.

See also phloom.
We were laughing our asses off until that clontarf showed up. Fuckin' phloom!
by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008
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a clone apart

A Clone Apart is a comedy machinima series similar to the famous Red vs. Blue, only using Star Wars Battlefront instead of Halo. It was started almost a year ago by a guy named Jeff James and his brother, Ryan, and portrays the story of Clone Trooper Danson-Delta 40, a lackluster soldier who, during the Battle of Utapau, ends up stepping into a portal that sends him 20 years into the future. From then on, the story follows his adventures in this new world to him.
A Clone Apart is the best internet series evar!
by Mr. Awesomepants November 2, 2007
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clonesome

A sexual encounter, ususally referred to as a threesome, with your spouse or partner and a clone of that same spouse or partner created specifically for sexual purposes.
I had a clonesome last night with my wife and her clone, it was great!
by codinex January 29, 2009
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Cloneversation

When someone repeatedly, and on separate occassions, tells the same story, mentions the same fact, raises the same point of argument, etc. Cloneversation applies whether or not the repeater knows they have talked about the same thing with you before.
by Himelz July 29, 2009
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clonker

an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not
by paul C November 4, 2003
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Clonemance

Clonemance is a play on the word romance, used when describing the emotional or physical connection of two Clones, like Keith and Julie. Clones are the fan base of Jim Rome.
With all of the Clonemance in the air, it kinda puts a new spin on March Madness
by Lady Clone February 27, 2011
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ass clone

Someone who acts or looks like an ass. Essentially, a clone of an ass.
Jim is being a real ass clone today.
by YOUNGDUS June 29, 2006
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