A Closter

A chick you shouldn’t of had sex with, but did anyways. Usually they are obese.

John: Look at this girl I had sex with last night!
Jim: Mate, she’s a bit of a closter, wouldn’t brag about that

by kingofthelads January 6, 2022

closter

A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.

That pot head must be from Closter

by Don Juan April 5, 2005

cloisterphobia

fear of church or priests

Man I used to be an altar boy but I never got the latin right,and I've had cloisterphobia ever since

by worderamma December 13, 2009

Cloyster

A nickname for somebody named James. The same way Bill is short for William, Cloyster is short for James.

My son's name is James, but we call him Cloyster for short.

by A.D. Hayes January 28, 2005

Cloisterfuck

An unorganized architecture desk full of papers, basswood, chipboard, trace, and pencils that covers what your professor is trying to grade.

Me- Hey Cordell did you grade my project over the weekend?

Professor Cordell Steinmetz- No, I couldn't find it on your cloisterfuck of a desk.

by mm03NN16 September 25, 2010

closterfuck

Scumbag, big shit refering objects.

That car is a closterfuck

by XmaxGG October 28, 2015

Clopster

One of two things;

1. A man who masturbates to horses, especially 'My Little Pony'.

2. A horse who just masturbates full stop.

That guy totally looks like a Clopster

We walked in on Mick the other day, turns out he's a Clopster.

Reggie's horse is an excessive Clopster.

by Slydog12 January 2, 2012