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clockblockin

to keep someone from getting to an appointment ontime or to delay someone from reaching their destination
" I can't go any faster, the van in front of me is straight up clockblockin!"

" How many times are you gonna tell me 'one more thing'? I'm late, stop clockblockin me"

"My boss totally clockblocked me when he called and asked me to finish a project at 4:50 on a Friday."
by Jayvon January 1, 2008
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Clockblocked

Adjective; Either you, or your foreign friends in different time zones being too exhausted to play online games, such as Borderlands,
Also, the act of being able to play games with foreign friends, but either you or they do not wish to, or a family member needs them in which case they leave.
"Dude, its 2:00am in Austrailia, I know you really want to play, but Im sooo dang tired!"
Example: Dude it was like noon but my Australian friend was so tired, he just couldn't stay awake, I felt Clockblocked!
by Tieranei October 9, 2014
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ClockBlocker

A clockblocker is when your waiting for a certain time on your phone but your friend grabs your phone and uses it so you don’t know what time it is
Samantha was waiting for it to be 12:00 am but her friend Emma used her phone without her permission. clockblocker is a person who blocks clocks kind of like a cockblocker
by Smoremallow September 28, 2018
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clockblocking

When you have a watch and don't tell someone the time when they really want to know for no reason what so ever.
Andrew: Hey Jake, what time is it?

Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry

Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me
by Boof Casper August 22, 2011
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Clockblock

Effectively a cockblock, only by someone who simply spends all their time doing something else.
Dude, all she does with her free time is study, its such a clockblock.
by Tbivs September 27, 2011
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Clockblock

A: A person who prevents you from seeing your clock or prevents you from getting somewhere on time.

B: A person who stands in front of the swim clock preventing another swimmer from meeting his or her interval.
A: Jill- "You're ten minutes late Jack."
Jack- "Sorry my roommate was being a clockblock and wouldn't let me leave till I cleaned the dishes from last night."

B: Coach- "Adam! You missed your interval!"
Adam- "Coach, it wasn't my fault. Mike was standing in front of the clock again.
Coach- "What a clockblock, I'll talk to him about it."
by lolmongoose December 30, 2008
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Clockblocked

When you're trying to get it in with a lady, and it's suddenly time to go ( because your ride is here/ the place closes/ it's time for her to leave etc. ) and you end up never getting to do anything with her.
Girl: I so wanna fuck you right now!

You: oh baby, let's do it!

Girl: Oh shit my moms here to pick me up, I gotta go!

You: ...well...damn...

Your friend: Well shit dude, Id say you just got clockblocked!
by RyGuyW September 23, 2011
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