Cone o'clock

The special time of day when you're about to sink a fat cone/bowl.

"guess what lads? It's cone o'clock!"
"fuck yeah, wait a sec so I can pack one"

"Excuse me young man, do you know what the time is?"
"Ummm ..."

*looks at wrist*

"yeah it's cone o'clock"

by dr_habib February 7, 2018

Clock Method

A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.

I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method

by ET4444 December 7, 2007

cloak and dagger

conducting shady business that you don't want anyone to know about

I asked them where all the money went and they told me to quit asking questions. what kind of cloak and dagger shit are they up to?

by jilm January 26, 2017

Lexington Alarm Clock

The act of defecating in a pillow case, and then hitting someone with that pillowcase.

She wouldn't wake up so I gave her a Lexington alarm clock.

by Jreed84 April 29, 2011

Lunch O’Clock

1) The time when one takes their lunch break and/or eats their afternoon meal. 2) Any meal-time that is an unspecified time (e.g. not exactly at “noon”) set aside for the second meal of the day. 3) The time of day when one’s brain goes “out to lunch” and checks out for an extended break.

1. I’m so hungry...I got so busy today that lunch o’clock came and went and I didn’t eat.
2. Let’s go check out that new restaurant for lunch o’clock.

3. I started to draft that memo... then lunch o’clock hit, and my brain shut down for an hour.

by Gemini Grammarian June 4, 2018

cat clocking

When you catch an individual looking at you and they immediately look away only to look back at you soon after. A phrase derived from the old fashion cat clocks that would move their eyes from side to side as the seconds went by.

Dennis: " Have you seen who's here at the party?"
Alex: " Yeah man, looks like Torran made it after all"
Dennis: " You think he knows you are here?"
Alex : "Of course he knows I'm here, he's been cat clocking me since I got here. Acting like he hasn't seen me" "He knows he owes me money"

by Arthur Justice 2 January 10, 2015

booze o'clock

The time of day in Scotland (10a.m.) which we have to wait until to buy more booze and continue the party.

Connor: Hey Alex-bud, is it booze o'clock yet?

Alex: Aye, its 10 past.

Connor: We should get vodka.

by AlexfaeCleghorn March 14, 2010