Clintonitus

A mental condition where you blame everyone and everything but yourself when you fuck up.

Dude #1: "They fired John today for stealing some cash out of the register."
Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."

by Mister 1derful June 30, 2018

CLINTONIZED

Any reference to anything Hillary Clinton has done illegal or gotten away with.

My political rival CLINTONIZED my chances of running against them. My hard drive crashed and all my emails got CLINTONIZED . I got pulled over by the cops, but since I was a nurse the officer CLINTONIZED me.

by Wildarcher August 2, 2016

Clintonize

Background:

Bill Clinton was a Unique President...in many ways....so his legacy follows.

Definition:

To deliberately attempt to obfuscate or muddy the waters regarding an affirmation that is in essence arbitrary in nature.

You are a LIAR!

Define 'lie'?

Do not Clintonize the matter! (Lying is for the most part an arbitrary action: you lied or you did not lie)

by IronBrand April 4, 2005

Clintonian

A slang term for sexually deviant behavior among married adults

Refers to the sexual exploits of former President Clinton

Oh I know our relationship is so Clintonian...but the sex is better.

Several years ago there were several acts of Clintonian behavior committed in the oval (oral) office....

by Jp July 4, 2004

clintoria

Sassy, Classy and GORGEOUS AF, Short and Petite.

Have you seen that girl? What girl? Clintoria! She fine ass wine!

by Taylor Poppins May 30, 2018

Clitana

A single edged blade (similar to a katana) sheathed in a woman's vaginal cavity. This not only serves as a means of concealing said weapon, but also provides the blade with a thick coat of lubricant so that it may maneuver quickly when striking others.

Bitch done pulled a Clitana out on me so I hightailed my ass on out the door.

by Dando Shaft September 10, 2011

clitalian

An offensive term towards wops grape stompers and dagos. similar to shitalian. It comes from the words clitoris and italian.

The only thing clitalians are good for is delivering pizzas and unclogging toilets.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 29, 2009