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A single edged blade (similar to a katana) sheathed in a woman's vaginal cavity. This not only serves as a means of concealing said weapon, but also provides the blade with a thick coat of lubricant so that it may maneuver quickly when striking others.
Bitch done pulled a Clitana out on me so I hightailed my ass on out the door.
Clitana by Dando Shaft September 10, 2011
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Clitasaurus Rex 

A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.
"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."
Clitasaurus Rex by dgbrown May 6, 2009

Clitasaurus 

Guy 1: "did you see the size of that famous lady's clit? It looked like a penis."

Guy 2: "yeah, that thing was a clitasaurus."
Clitasaurus by shizzleshizzle April 29, 2008

clitamatitis 

When you pull out of a girl and your semen is like a shoe string.
I think i got the clitamatitis, when i skeeted i pulled out and it dangled around like a shoestring.
clitamatitis by freddy ballgame February 28, 2008

clitasaurus rex 

A clit the size of a prehistoric creature which was proven to the roam the earth in search for sexual favours. Also known as Brooke Page.
Wow, mom just because dad is on a business trip doesn't mean you can be a clitasaurus rex
clitasaurus rex by Tsunami May 26, 2003

clitasaurus 

guy 1- did u watch that porn i sent u ?
guy 2- yeh, but did you see the clitasaurus on the Asian chick?
clitasaurus by JordanSummer December 24, 2008

clitarati 

glamourous celebrity lesbians
clitarati by hipo April 24, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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