cling kong

used as an adjective to describe a person that is way too clingy.

joan: tonight is girls night out and well be going out to dinner.

jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?

joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.

by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010

Cling on

Relatives who hang around waiting for the rich older person to die so they can get first dibs on what was left behind.

They never showed any interest or care in this relative until the later years so *hopefully* they'll be left money after they pass away.

At one point throughout their pathetic lives, they told a rich, aging relative how much they love their fine china, silverware collection etc.

At family gatherings, they will show up half an hour early and leave a half an hour late so they:
a) get as much free food as possible
b) get as much free booze as possible
c) appear to be the most loving relative EVER

I'm not going to Aunt Ella's 80th birthday party until after the cling ons have left.

by shannorammo August 4, 2011

cling-thot

A person who is very clingy at first but then starts dating someone else after a few weeks in a thot like manor.

That Campbell girl is a cling-thot since she annoyed Robert until she stopped being clingy and started dating Jackson.

by Young Rob the sauce god February 13, 2018

cling ring

the anus.
thus called because the anus is sticky under certain circumstances.
a naughty, nasty name for the bootyhole.

Girls and trannies always love it when I eat their cling ring (s)

by politic November 8, 2007

cling-ons

toilet paper that gets stuck up ur ass even after u wipe

o man them cling-ons r startin to make me scratch my ass!

by sumbody u dnt no August 27, 2003

Cling on

A boy who likes to try and rape peoples arms and then go into a closet and fuck himself.

Lewis will you please stop rapin that i dont think it likes it.

by Sarah April 1, 2004

Cling clang bang

When someone says ur bad at a game so u burn their house down and eat their pretzels

Yo OZYBOi don’t make me cling clang bang ur house

by Oscar female December 31, 2020