Clinch

The combination of clench and cinch;
Where a person does something amazing and has to clench there butt-hole, but makes the feat look effortless.

Adam clinched last night when he did a double back-flip.
We thought Katie was going to clinch it, but she did a face-plant instead.

by SpaceBase November 28, 2020

marshawn clinch

The act of having to clinch a shit while running like Marshawn Lynch to the bathroom.

Susan marshawn clinched all the way through Walmart yesterday!

by JakesMom69 July 30, 2016

marshawn clinch

The act of clinching a poop while running to the bathroom like Marshawn Lynch.

Susan marshawn clinched all the way through Walmart yesterday!

by JakesMom69 July 30, 2016

clinched ur nose

to clinched your nose is to stop your lie

clinched ur nose - to not lie fully

by recool August 14, 2011

clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.

If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!

by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017

Clinch Maxxing

When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.

That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.

by BOBGOATBOBTHEGOAT January 15, 2024

Clinch

Common slang for the female genitalia, often used in Eastern Ireland

That’s a fine clinch

by Clinchbag May 17, 2022