Clinching

The act of one pinching the top of their foreskin closed, and then pissing inside so that it inflates like a balloon.

Guy 1: “yo, have you tried clinching yet?”

Guy 2: “yes, but I had a full bladder so I damaged my foreskin and had to go the hospital.”

Guy 1: “damn bro”

by a fat glebaglob May 14, 2025

Clinch

The area behind your knee

A mosquito bitch her clinch and caused a nasty rash.

by queefquarf234 June 07, 2022

Clinch

Common slang for the female genitalia, often used in Eastern Ireland

That’s a fine clinch

by Clinchbag May 17, 2022

Clinch

To stop someone very clinchingly

Oh I’ve just absolutely clinched you !

Haha get clinched

Ooh… CLINCHED

by Dilligulper09 January 12, 2025

Clinch

The combination of clench and cinch;
Where a person does something amazing and has to clench there butt-hole, but makes the feat look effortless.

Adam clinched last night when he did a double back-flip.
We thought Katie was going to clinch it, but she did a face-plant instead.

by SpaceBase November 29, 2020

clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.

If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!

by crazycookie123 August 07, 2017

spin clinch

Sit and spin, but with a clinch

Bro, she hit me with the spin clinch last night, so I proposed

by Jakob dials October 16, 2019