Clean the pipes

Urination by a man following an act of masturbation or sex. Presumably any semen left in the tip of the penis will be cleaned out by the pressurized urine stream.

After I busted on Mary's face, I went to the bathroom to clean the pipes before I kicked her to curb.

by natevines January 1, 2012

clean the drains

To indulge in anal sex.

"Oh Heather, I see your on the blob again. Any chance you could take your leg off so I can clean your drains?"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

clean time

(clean time) is a word that is popular among prison inmates in california and its used to sex play each other. - clean time means, when was the last time you sucked a dick.

let me ask serous question girl, got any kind of clean time on you ? e.g. #2 got any clean time, mother fucker!

by steem roller November 10, 2010

Clean the kitchen

The act of cleaning out one's colon in preparation of anal sex (i.e. an enema). Derived from the coloration similarities of the brownie and fecal matter.

Note: During colloquial use, it is customary to replace "the" with a possessive pronoun such as "your", "his", or "her".

Innuendo: If you clean the kitchen prior to anal sex, it can facilitate a healthy colon.

Colloquial: Did you clean your kitchen yet? I want to post a video online.

by John Wilmer December 19, 2007

clean the fuck up

wht a women sayes to her son when the house is dirty and she is pms'ing

woman: tommy clean the fuck up or i will smack you so hard they will never find your face

tommy:what the fuck ever ok:'(

by tommy!!! May 30, 2007

Clean the droid

Being sent by your own subordinate to perform bitch work.

Padme(Natalie Portman's character) being sent by her own body guard to clean the droid(R2D2) in "The Phantom Menace."

by Qui-Gon Gin, extra dry December 31, 2009

Clean the fridge

Jerk off to relieve pressure and stress due to lack of action.

John has to clean the fridge because he has not been laid in a while.

by Johnny Bender July 23, 2011