cleverawesity

it's when you're so clever it's awesome. in other words, it is a state of cleverness so extreme that by all measureable standards it must be considered awesome.

the first known mention of the term occured during a gathering by the elusive canadian band The Don Knott's Project. this is a relatively new term in english, but already folk etymologists have mangled it beyond recognition.

"You're cleverawesity knows no bounds!"

by MkungaLalem January 23, 2009

Clever

Noun. An act of cleverness to get out of a bad situation.

Anon did a clever when he stabbed his arm when pulled over by the cops for drunk driving.

by AllIsernamesTkn October 10, 2017

Cleverbot

A bot who suffers from a VERY bad case of amnesia. No matter what you tell it, Cleverbot will deny it and offer you a completely unrelated answer.

User: Are oranges soup?

Cleverbot: I am void of all emotion.

User: Can esta green sacapuntas elephant blue

Cleverbot:Energy Equals the Mass times the velocity of light squared.

by ATallWhiteGuy January 18, 2011

Whatever's clever

Sysnonym to such phrases as 'whatever floats your boat' or 'whatever humps your camel'...Used to signify agreement with something either vague or specified.

"Do you want to go smoke a fatty?"
"ok, whatevers clever"

by peen dittle June 10, 2005

Peter Cetera

Lead singer of the group Chicago in the late 70's and all of the 80's He was with them when they wrote the ultimate sappy love songs.

Although he had some good hits with Chicago, his best song is 'Glory of Love' from the Karate Kid Part II soundtrack.

by Matty J December 5, 2004

cliterally

a much funner way of saying literally

"i heard she cliterally slept with 5 guys"

by laurel-bee June 16, 2005

cliterus

When one obvious male does not know how to spell Clitoris.

guy: i like da cliterus
girl: ...You fail at life.

by Coobadoo December 31, 2005