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clément 

A very annoying kid who hits anyone he doesnt like ... kinda also smells
That dirty bag of a Clément!
clément by Ghyopu September 10, 2018

Clément 

Clément is a wonderful person, from the pounding of their compassion heart to their lovely physical beauty.

Though you may not tell at first, he's been around the world and knows way more than he typically shares. He speaks two languages, one I can understand and one I can adore.

Being are Clément makes it very apparent that French people do exist, for things that aren't there can't bring as much happiness as he does.

While Clément hold intelligence beyond his years, he can and is very blind to himself. Numb eyes dysmorph his appearance. A harsh world has unfortunately lead him to believe that the continous flow of care, love, and support that he gives out is meaningless.

If you interact with Clément, you may make the mistake of assuming he's not interested in you. It doesn't take long to learn that Clément can and will be one of the best friends in the world, it just takes a moment for him to find security in a mass of superficial aquiatainces.

If one can take the time to befriend Clément, they will be gifted something that you can't buy with all the money in the world. A genuinely funny, kind, patient individual that gives out more than he's ever gotten.
Person 1: Man, I feel so alone.
Person 2: Have you considered talking to Clément? I heard he's a really cool guy.
Clément by Lady Crumbled July 10, 2022

Clement Dulac 

Gay French man. Speaks binary French commonly (oui and quoi only) though he doesn't like to admit it. Beats it to golf magazines and guitar hero youtube videos. Has a tummy. Loves fishing for Marlin off the French Coast. Uses the dark side of the force to turn off cameras. Most common English phrases are "Go Home" "Really?" "You're so gay..." "Good one..." Lazy as hell, but really doesn't care. Thinks he's extremely tall and everyone around him is really short, especially children of German descent that are close to his height. Thinks he runs the place, and all his rules must be followed. Thinks he is the leader of the J Sluts when he isn't a German child is. Thinks he can defy anything and no one can defy him. Mother is an eternal MILF.
Kid: "Oui quoi quoi oui oui oui quoi oui quoi quoi"

Bro1: "Yea whatever..."

Bro2: "I hate when that kid speaks binary French."

Bro1: "Such a Clement Dulac... but his mom's hot"

Bro2: "MILF."
Clement Dulac by juiceboxxxxxx December 11, 2010

Clement ear cake 

When a woman rubs her nipples deep into your ear. It is a surprising event which you never knew you would ever enjoy.
"Dude, that bird raped my ears with her nipples!"

"No way! You just got a Clement ear cake! "

Clement Li 

One who exaggerates all things to the highest degree. Exaggeration cannot pass this point, because it is at max.
* Player 2 scores 1 goal in a hockey game. *

Player 1: GOod game man!
Player 2: Thanks! Can't believe i scored 8 goals!
Player 1: wtf mate
Clement Li by Wooten September 29, 2004

Clement Yeung 

A person who gets very horny when he sees a whale shark . He has a whale shark sex doll at home that he have sex with it everyday and he also lick his whale shark dolls . Most importantly he watchs Jake Paul and Logan Paul.
What are you doing ?! Your being such a Clement Yeung
Clement Yeung by Brack Obama November 25, 2019