Clean up man

A good man that gets curbed by a chick who's average at best but thinks she's

God's gift to the world. She later gets pregnant by Anquandretravious and she's left alone with a baby. Realizing she's messed up (and 60 pounds heavier) she goes back to said curbed guy to take care of her and her child.

Guy: Let's date.
Girl: You're not my type.
Girl: Gets pregnant by Raequantay and is left alone with a baby
Girl: You wanna date now?
Guy: Kick rocks. I'm not your clean up man.

by Simp Free December 10, 2019

clean up on aisle zero

Having to return to the bathroom to do a better job of wiping one’s backside.

Karen: “What took you so long? I thought you’d already used the bathroom?”
Tom: “I did, but I had to do a clean up on aisle zero.”

by Mooseface May 22, 2018

kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

Clean up

To completely dominate the sexual market, having sex with every available (or unavailable) female in the bar, club, town, etc.

Guy: Hey man, are you single?
Other guy: Nah. I have a girlfriend.
Guy: That's too bad, man, you could really clean up.

by Elliot.Sven.Masson May 18, 2016

Clean-up girl

A female that is part of a threesome of an already established couple. This girl isn't so much of a part of the threesome, but is what one would call the girl that does the dirty work, ex. licking butthole, cusping the testicles, lapping semen up off the floor.

Boyfriend says to girlfriend,"Oh that Ashley, she's really hot, can she be part of our threesome? "

Girlfriend, " Only if she's the clean-up girl."

Girlfriend says to boyfriend,"Damn it, there's semen all over my feet.

Clean-up Girl says, "Don't worry, I've got this."

by Mr.Ripley January 17, 2017

catalina clean up

When one dumps on another's chest and that person then consumes the feces, regurgitates the feces and then the original dumper consumes the regurgitated feces, enjoyably.

Ned dropped a Cleveland steamer on Daniel's chest. The two of them then performed the Catalina clean up.

by Rob Sal October 19, 2013

Hazmat Clean-Up

The act of purchasing a $50 PlanB pill and delivering it to the whore you banged last night.

You better use a condom or you’ll be doing a Hazmat Clean-Up tomorrow because that skank ain’t on birth control.

That bitch dropped the Puke & Nuke on me and now I need to do a Hazmat Clean-Up.

by king j$ August 9, 2010