Usually spawned and or incubated within women between the ages of 17 to 23 named Kiana Thomas. Symptoms include compulsive urges to remove articles of clothing and take raunchy provocative photos to receive attention from desperate horny douche bags. You may also experience swelling of the ankles and singing like a Furby low on battery power. The only way you can cure this wretched disease is a swift kick in the mouth and a good dose of penicillin.
by Gurl69 October 20, 2013
Get the Chlamydia mug.If a male puts his finger into his ear and then inserts in her vagina and a sneeze occurs it is scientific fact that she is positive for chlamydia. Also known as the Chlamydia test according to the surgeon general.(1992)
I was fingering this chic on my couch and gave her the chlamydia test. She sneezed so I let her give me an hj and told her to go see the doctor.
by tasty gooch!!! May 22, 2010
Get the Chlamydia Test mug.by Beepbeepimajeep_ July 30, 2018
Get the Chlamydia mug.strongly resembling a bovine with a sexually transmitted disease. Has only 2 udders and walks upright.
by fluffy scrotum June 14, 2004
Get the bovinia with chlamydia mug.Kyle is a dude who resides in Brampton, Ontario, but regularly travels to Guelph and Toronto. He's pretty facially attractive, but has some really shitty tattoos (including an Insane Clown Posse tattoo, which is just the worst). He has a pretty charming demeanor and is really good at getting chicks into bed with him, because he treats them like ladies outside of the bedroom. Plus he's good in bed so really, what are we complaining about? What we're complaining about is that he's a TOTAL WANKER. He has infected several females with chlamydia, when confronted about it by one of them was told 'no, I get tested regularly, it wasn't me' - it obviously was you, because the MATH says so. Forcing those girls to contact the people they'd been with after him and telling them to get tested (or even worse, hearing about it from one of those people telling you YOU have it, because you didn't have symptoms).
Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?
Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).
Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?
Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).
"Hey, did you hear that Kyle's coming to town this weekend?"
"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."
"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."
by thatskarma March 30, 2013
Get the Chlamydia Kyle mug.A Romanian immigrant from far lands. Usually 3ft 2 but constantly suggests it (mutt) is average height. White as fuck, probably abused by albinos in the harsh winters of Moscow. Normally referred to as a mutt slutt and or a Romanian refugee. Visa is pending. Has a tendency to like gay boys almost parallel to James Charles and likes Shrek even though she knows his dark past (Shrek is love Shrek is life). On the CIA watchlist and is known for the harsh statement ' I want to kill all the singhs', though claims to be 'part Asian' which in the end concludes the mutt in considering a genocide. In conclusion, if you ever meet a mutt like that be wary as it might give you Ebola
by RussianIdiot101 May 28, 2019
Get the Chlamydia mug.Look up gonaherpasyphalidis and check out Dylan who is infected with the worst case of every std possible by sleeping with gonazilla, the 50 foot beast of all sexually transmitted diseases ever made.(Also see Chris Weidner who slept with Crissy Goddard).
All women (or men), who sleep with Dylan or Weidner better check their sexual organs for red, itchy, firey, smelley warts the next morning. If seen, call Dr. Clamidianalwartidis right away.
by Italian Stallion February 15, 2005
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