by Jeahoal Jones June 15, 2017
When a woman smokes marijuana through her vagina. clam (as in vagina) and bake (as in getting baked)
by Kerburki July 04, 2009
The opposite of "truckers nuts", where the vagina gets clammy and sticky while sitting in a chair for long periods of time.
Jane had a nasty case of clam bake after that long haul on route 47.
Jane had a nasty case of clam bake after that long haul on route 47.
by mediumheadboy August 08, 2009
1. Sitting on someones's face with their nose and other organs nestled within your ass crack and proceeding to bust ass.
Sister passed out early from drinking so brother dropped his drawers and sat on her face and gave her a clam baked.
by I'm Built for Speed! March 09, 2006
After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.
by *samIam* February 28, 2013
When oral sex is being performed and the man is about to ejacualte on his partners face he suddenly places his testicles on the nose of his partner and flatulates directly into the mouth.
Jersey Clam Bake
by dcw001 September 09, 2010
When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.
by Old mangy kitty June 17, 2015