Caboober

One who claims he can jump over anything possible, thinks he has a key to any vagina, but will most likely trip and fall into a wall of flacid choads (see "choad" for better understanding)

Thats no playa, hes a fuckin caboober!

by Mark LaFrance February 27, 2005

claboner

when a male student is sitting in class when suddenly he gets a boner and he is called up to the board by the teacher.

John looks at Anna and suddenly recived a boner and Mrs. nandez calls john up to the board

Mrs. Nandez: John, cum do #4 please

John: Oh fuck, i got myself a big old claboner

by MikeManZor October 20, 2009

chebobber

An expression used when describing a satisfying result when using a motorized vehicle.

My friend Tim dropped that Chevy into third and chebobber, off he went!

by southparkwatcher October 22, 2009

Clabbersacks

Verb.

When a group of people jump a guy and repeatedly kick him in the balls.

"John was walking down an alley, when he was suddenly clabbersacksed! He spent 2 days in the hospital recovering from his wounds."

by Mooshooman June 10, 2013

Clobber-Waffle

A way of calling someone stupid, or an idiot.

He is such a Clobber-Waffle!

by Harleigh James May 7, 2020

clobber the clown

male masturbation; a handjob

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

clabberass

A person who is accident prone due to his enormous stupidity

Jack wrecked his car running a red light because green was his favorite color. What a clabberass!

by karatejoe July 26, 2009