Circus eyes

When you're eyes so bad...
They circus eyes.

"It was easy to hide from James due to his Circus eyes"

by Zealous Champion April 19, 2018

Circus Maximus

A series of men circle jerking the "clitoris maximus" after realizing they had actually run into their friend from high school.

Guy 1: Bruhh, is that Eureka?
Guy 2: Down, don't you recognize your friend from high school?
Guy 1: Oh shit I guess I have to do the Circus Maximus.

by lk247 August 8, 2023

gerbil circus

when someone lets a particularly noxious fart, usually in a confined area like the cab of a fire truck, so bad in fact, that it smells as if the gerbils from Richard Gere's ass were performing a trapeze act while suspended from the air conditioning vents.

firefighter 1: dude! you stink!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!

by dick dykstra March 23, 2011

circus uwu

"coclan disputes"

Boy: I want to watch some circus uwu
Girl: let's head to coclan disputes

by Tom the best mod September 7, 2022

not my circus not my monkeys

It's got nothing to do with me,and I'm not really interested anyway.

"All this fuss going on at the moment about the lack of government funding for pre-school childcare so mothers can work? Sorry,not my circus not my monkeys". (From an old Polish proverb).

by peskycritter November 30, 2017

squirty-circus

Consists of a group of 3 or more people performing in a show for an audience, where one of the people serves as the ringmaster and the others the clowns or entertainers. The ringmaster must be suffering from diarrhea, often achieved through the use of a laxative. During the show the ringmaster will attempt to defecate on the faces of the other clowns, resulting in a hazy spray of diarrhea. Many of the clowns perform tricks, such as a trampoline or trapeze, while trying to avoid the fecal matter spray.

This was Rebecca's first time watching a squirty-circus. She had fun, and even got hit by some of the ringmasters fecal matter.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

Circus Cabbage

When somebody clowns around too much and isn't making sense when they talk.

Friend- "one day I got a loosey from the corner store, then called this girl over to give me a loosey"

You- "Your Clowning! Your Trash, and garbage is coming out your mouth! Your Circus Cabbage!

by LakeGeorgeThugs November 21, 2010