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Cannibal Troll

A troll that spends its time troll baiting other trolls. Wasting the time of those most intent on wasting the time of others. Ironically, cannibal trolls help make the internet a better place by distracting trolls and gathering them all together at the same location.
Cannibal Troll: I KNOW I'M FUCKING FAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO POST ON THE COMMENTS THAT I'M FAT!

Troll: stop eating fat cakes fatty
by Koirui July 7, 2010
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Channing all over your Tatum

Phrased coined by Jimmy Kimmel Live! On Oscar night, Sunday February 24 2013 in reference to a spiritual phenomenon in which you commit a gracious act of pleasure upon an object.

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Example 1: “I see a pretty lady all across the bar, she’s smiles at me and gets right in my car and I know I want to Channing all over her Tatum”

Example 2: “If you're pickin' up a latte at the coffee shop, and the lady puts whip cream all over top, then you know she just Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 3: It’s Oscar night and I feel blessed, I got Magic Mike and Django as my special guests, I wanna… Channing all over your Tatum"
by LoSho March 5, 2013
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Cannibal BBQ

Consuming the human remains of a person that died in a fire; Feasting on a partially cremated corpse
Let's get down to the crematorium and have an old fashioned Cannibal BBQ!!
by Frankie Puscher November 14, 2012
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Channiko

That Channiko over there likes to eat dog meat.
by BilliardBoss556 January 26, 2022
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Red Canning It

When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.

The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.

Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).

Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and

5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!

Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011
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fat channing

1. English verb meaning "To mess something up"
2. Totally F* that up
3.To waste an opportunity.
1. The lighting was perfect for this shot and I totally fat channinged it.
2. I totally fat channinged that pick up line.
by CheesyChester October 14, 2014
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channingoo

To slap someone with a fish or any other aquatic animal.
I really just want to channingoo him jeez.
by Neko45 November 21, 2019
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