chunneling

To Chunnel, Chunneling is the sexual practice of defecating inside a toilet roll, then inserting that toilet roll into a person, and having sex with that toilet roll whilst it's inside them.

It is commonly used around Maidstone and other areas in Kent in particular, and is named after the Channel Tunnel, because the act of chunneling looks a bit like a car going into the Channel Tunnel.

He deserves a good chunneling for that.

by eggsbag October 7, 2012

tactical chundering

Forcing one's self to puke in order to continue drinking.

"Dude can't hold his liquor. Naw, he's fine, that's legit tactical chundering."

by ThatDallyGrrl March 29, 2015

counterintuit

verb. to go against an intuition or the direct perception of truth.

The concept of generational natural adaptation counterintuits everything he had learned about evolution.

by zombilicious May 8, 2010

chattering vagina

1) A female who talks excessively.
2) When your girlfriend keeps talking during the big game

Example:
Roger: Hey, have you seen Rachel around?
Josh: No. Why?
Ralph: I saw her last night, and man she is just a chattering vagina. She wouldn't shut up.
Example:
Girlfriend: Blah blah blah blah, and blah blah blah blah.
Boyfriend: Stop being a chattering vagina, we are trying to watch the game!

Synonym: Chatty Cathy
Antonym: Talking Tom

She is such a chattering vagina, she just wont shut up. macronacular chatty cathy talking tom

by the woo March 29, 2015

Chubbering

When a large or heavy set person is feeling really cold to the point of shivering.

"Oi, look at the fat bloke outside the chippy, he is feeling the cold he's chubbering!

by WordWaf September 11, 2016

Chungening

A way to describe someone or something above godlike

Big nigga is chungening

by Godisagamer January 19, 2019

Crustering

When a crusten is in the act of buffering or distracted by a jelly bean.

Justin spent the entire shift crustering and going extra slow

by Dings666 July 24, 2019