cumpkin

A small square piece of cloth used by priviledged young men in Somerset to catch and clean-up semen.

"I took my cumpkin from my top pocket and proceeded to ejaculate into it, before discarding it out of the window"

by jimbobfruitbat December 24, 2009

clumpkin

clumpkin is when you dig up a deceased grandparent from a graveyard and give them head

where are you going? "oh I'm going to go give grandpa some clumpkin, want to come?"

by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021

Fatty Chubkins

A term for a short blonde girl with green eyes, who is know for eating lots of nasty foods at awkward hours of the day. Also know as a chubster.

Damn Bec, you're turning into a fatty chubkins.

by i<3reebs December 6, 2006

chumpkin

when a man jacks off while taking a shit

i was so hard up for a blumpkin, i gave myself a chumpkin.

by martydog74 August 16, 2003

chimpkins

chimpkins are giant cowboy chickens that want to take over the world

i saw some chimpkins

by pee pee fingers May 22, 2022

chumpkill

to kill someone significant in an offhanded, almost accidental or slapstick way with insulting ease, as though they were some nobody

The Star Wars universe is littered with chumpkills: Boba Fett, Darth Maul, Count Dooku, Jango Fett, every Jedi except Yoda and Obi-Wan in episode III.

by Just_DJ December 9, 2008

Chumpington

Derived from the word Chumpsky. A person who is such a chump that "Chump" would be warranted as part of their last name. Alternatively, a chumpington would be a higher level of chumpsky or a leader of chumps.

"Hey look, its Mr. Chumpington"
"That person is a Chumpington"
"What a Chumpington"

by chumpinghaterton February 26, 2009