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thot chronicles

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The stories of a whore often told by that whore\thot.
The stories of a thot/whore's promiscuous or hoe-ish ways.
Bitch, Dont nobody wanna hear about your thot chronicles.
by Mimi The Thot-o-phobic November 3, 2014
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Chronic Dab Syndrome

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Chronic Dab syndrome or CDS is a syndrome that can effect anyone. It causes the individual it effects to have no control over dabbing even if it's not appropriate they will feel the need to dab and do so
Person 1: dude your friend dabs way to much

Person 2: yeah. He has chronic DAB syndrome man

Person 1: shit. That really sucks
by Lwsatanist November 10, 2017
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Xenoblade Chronicles 2

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A non-traditional rpg for the Switch that went largely unnoticed until Pyra and Mythra’s inclusion in Smash. Nintendo took the first game and tried to use hot anime girls in minimal clothing to appeal to more of an audience.
Shulk: I’m Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles! My sword let’s me see the future!
Rex: I’m Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 2! My sword let’s me see the future AND is my girlfriend!
Shulk:
by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022
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Whoever came up with this name should be shot. The term 'chronic fatigue' doesn't do justice to this illness, which is much more akin to late stage AIDS than how you feel after a really hard workout.

CFS is a lot of fun because
1. doctors think you're full of shit
2. everyone else thinks you're just lazy
3. no one's bothered to invest in research for a cure, probably because CFS patients are too sick to get out of bed to stage outrageous public funerals, etc.
stuff people will say to you if you have chronic fatigue syndrome:
"it's all in your head"
"you have mental problems"
"at least you don't have cancer or anything. you're not going to die." (false. people with cfs do die. mostly because they kill themselves, but also because they overexert themselves, and their body gives out on them. I myself have very fond memories of being stuck, spread-eagled on my kitchen floor, unable to move).
"but you seem okay"
"let me prescribe you some prozac."
"you need to get off your behind and do something."

Indeed, no condition is a better breeding ground for bitter cynicism towards the rest of the human race that cfs. I get new reasons to hate people every day!
by jollygreengiant132132 August 1, 2012
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Chronicles magazine

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The magazine of American Culture and also the best magazine in print. Ticks off the left, the right, the corporate, and the power elite. Published in Rockford Illinois otherwise known as the worst city in the United States. Annual meetings take place under the name of The John Randolph Club.
Everybody who wants to know the news six months ahead of time ought to read Chronicles magazine.
by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008
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Chronic noosing syndrome

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Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*
by Count Noosula March 26, 2020
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The most extreme state of getting pwned; getting extremely owned usually by a pwner.
"dude i just got hit in the face... i got chronicled!"
by BobbyV April 1, 2008
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