charismaniac

a type of charismatic religious individual, usually christian, who freely uses such props as prayer hankies, anointing oil, and speaking in and interpretation of tongues, yet whose knowledge of the bible (in context)is limited to quoted scriptures and sermons preached by OTHER charismatic Pastors.

Benny Hinn knocked a dozen people down today by swinging his jacket and blowing in peoples faces. That guy is definitely a charismaniac!

by PhatCraig October 12, 2009

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Christanic

Christanic: The Extra Testament; In the beginning was Earth, God and Word. The World was formless in the Universe. We called the World Moon. Subhumans walked the planes and fought endlessly. Infinity ruled by chaos. The Magistrate staved off Famine. Death was under God. The River of Styx carried dozens into Codex the Messiah Kingdom. The Kingdom of Lightning was ruled by 911 Gods, 420 Devils and 607 Angels. Outnumbered; they fought and killed each other. They fought endlessly; But Peace was nigh' for the Lord Jesus Christ entered and smote them all with a rod. Even Jeffrey was smote with a rod with His rod, but that was then this is now. End of Story, Amen. For we where with Him in the Beginning. Jealousy was Prides' Godfriend. Travis and Joseph were exiled to walk the American wasteland forever with Mike Pence and Donald Trump. Garin was mentally loved by all the people, even Kevin who was another one of God's Highest and Most Acclaimed Sons. Infernal damnation was guarded by Dylan. "Even in Hell I have fury, Amen."
Rage bears witness to Lust, Greed and Famine. Feel our Wrath claimed the highest Most Honorable Lord God Almighty. Jesus wouldn't have the Magistrate, instead it was named Christanic.

She read the Extra Testament of Jesus Christ and it was so Christanic!

by 7G0X October 30, 2020

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Chrisalicious

Always has to do with a guy or girl named Chris, Christy, etc
Can be a term of attractiveness or describing something amazing.

1 - Wow, he/she is chrisalicious.

2- That flip was chrisalicious!

by Chris_is_gr8_m8 November 1, 2016

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chrishanda

Chrishanda is a name. Beautiful on the inside and on the out. She is a very calm person who enjoy the simple things life has to offer. When been in a relationship Chrishanda is often mistaken by her partner of been a liar or someone that is not trusted, but believe it or not Chrishanda is a very well trusted person. If you are dating a Chrishanda she will stay by your side until the day you die. She will always admit when she is wrong and never takes the love of her life for granted. Chrishanda is loyal you can always talk to her in confidence. She is humble and loves her family. Chrishanda has experience difficulties in her life but she is someone who keeps moving forward and never gives up. She is smart, very Intelligent and funny. Chrishanda is a breathtaking fresh of air and will always give her last to someone in need. She is someone who loves no matter how hurt she has been in the past.

A beautiful Chrishanda

by Angeltonic September 7, 2019

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