chrisussy

a boy named chris's genital areas

"ayo lemme see that chrisussy"
"You have a very nice chrisussy"

by mommymarcella January 12, 2022

Christostopher

A tried and true nickname for Chris. However this nickname may only be bestowed on a Chris is who is a femboy. You know who you are.

Lin: it’s Christostopher!!
Chai: wha??
Lin: Yknow since he’s a femboy
Chai: aahhhh

by THE GREAT BUSH January 24, 2023

Kimus Christula

1: The Kim Dracula fan base's version of Jesus Christ.

2: A fan made nickname for Kim Dracula.

Kim Dracula is our Kimus Christula!

by LXXLoveRoulette July 25, 2023

Christasses

Faux Christians who use a relgous figure followed by many to excuse their participation in atrocities.

The Christasses were quick to applaud the caging and abuse of children in the US.

by Sotatty June 19, 2018

Christos

Christos is a boy that gets fucked by donkeys and squirrels. He also likes to lick.

Hide your squirrels Christos is coming

by Stamatopoulos November 27, 2018

Christisen

Last name; originated in Denmark until the name was brought by immigrants to the state of Missouri, where the family settled.

The Christisen family came from a European background.

by lacedawg January 16, 2009

Christosaurus

Christosaurus is the reincarnation of the one true savior of the interwebs, Raptorjesus. An excerpt from his teachings would look something like this.

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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.

Friend 1: Dude you so owned that guy!

Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.

by FollowerofChristosaurus May 24, 2012