christopher bang

Christopher Bang
1. The Boy who loves everything and everyone, the boy that deserves the world
2. The one I love
Similar;
Best Leader, Perfection, Love, flirty, cute, hot, lovely, angel, angelic, every good property a human can own
Opposite;
Anything bad

1: Do you believe in Perfection?
2: Of Course I know Christopher Bang!

by Cxtty December 14, 2019

Christopher Shaw

A animated character who the episode interactive community all swoon for. Christopher shaw was created by the holy lord of episode... aka Violet. Christopher is a gorgeous masterpiece made up of olive skin, defined triangle face carved from the gods above, sexy short cropped black hair, straight bold eyebrows, cute button nose, delicious unveven lips that you want to kiss, and lastly, green roung piercing eyes that oddly only ever look good on christopher and no other episode character. In conclusion, it is best to say that christopher shaw rules out every episode character ever made by the episode community. Thanks to violet, we have this lovely specimen to look forward too.

Girl 1: Hey, have you read the new episode of the shaw brothers?
Girl 2: Yes, I did. I enjoyed the lovely view of Christopher shaw.

by christopher lover 101 July 8, 2019

Christabel

Christabel's are literally a master piece made by the jewels of heaven. You can't compete with the intelligence of a Christabel, neither can you match the glamour of her beauty. She is absolutely and undeniably the sexiest thing to walk the face of the earth. You're lucky enough to spot a christabel let alone get to know her. If she calls you her friends, she means it and she will do anything to make sure you are comfortable. She's loyal, ambitious, and loving. She isn't a force to be reconed with. She's perfect!

Omg is that Beyoncé..????
No....it's CHRISTABEL!!!!! Omg...*faints*

by Worlds finest March 13, 2017

Cheesus Christ

The god of cheese

We must pray to cheesus Christ for some cheese this year

by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016

Sheva Gautama Christ-chan

The God of gods, the one true lord and savior.
(Can also stop people from dying after getting impaled through the brain with a tamping iron)

"But I guess Sheva Gautama Christ-chan, the one true god, decided that Gage still had unfinished business down here on Shit Outta Luck III" -Sam O'Nella 2019

by MrSwaggen October 7, 2020

National Christopher Day

Celebrated on April 20th. A day recognizing Christopher's around the world. On this day, it is customary to give a Christopher in your life a Star Wars Lego set.

I wish I knew less Christopher's, National Christopher Day is going to bankrupt me.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Christ (Deemed to be) University

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death

Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.

by Koolkoolaid March 28, 2020