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Christmas Syndrome

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When you are looking forward to something constantly, to the point of obsession, causing the actual event to seem short and dull in comparison.
Oh, he's been counting down the days since July, and has came down with a bad case of Christmas Syndrome.
by AiRsTrIkE March 18, 2011
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christmas shopping

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though i do love recieving gifts on chrismas day, its a shame that people have forgotten the spirit of the holiday season. christmas shopping basically translate to "buy all you can; take all you buy" day because thats all people care about.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 6, 2006
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When a group of people stay up until midnight on Christmas eve, then all take a dump together in an outdoor setting
Sis: We're going to be up late tonight. We have to take our Christmas Shit in the back yard.
Bro: oh right, I almost forgot about that.
by TheSleazyBroseph January 6, 2011
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christmas sniper

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That person that gets you an xmas gift unexpectedly, and you didn't get them a gift. its why you carry generic gifts around at xmas time.
Dude 1, merry xmas, here I got you something.
Dude 2, oh snap, I have your gift in the car, let me go get it.
Dude 3 near your car, good thing you had that gift, that tool is a christmas sniper.
by Jacy C December 22, 2008
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Christmas Storied

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When you get on top of somebody on the ground, with them on their back and punch them repeatedly. Ralphie did it to the bully in Christmas Story.
"Last night some guy threatened me at the bar his ass ended up getting Christmas Storied."
by SickBoyPunk February 27, 2009
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Christmas shocker

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When your hooking up with a girl around Christmas and you take a candy cane and shove the large end up their vagina deep enough until the short end goes up her ass leaving her Christmasly shocked and smelling like peppermint.
Dude Merry Christmas, I gave Janice the Christmas shocker last night. She loved it.
by Chuck or Die December 31, 2011
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When a married man starts to think up ridiculous ideas in November to seduce their wife/girlfriend into having over-the-top urban dictionary definition style sex by Christmas. The thought being that if they buy their wife something festive like a Wine Advent Calendar or Sexy Mrs. Clause pajamas they will be rewarded with an opportunity to perform the “Kentucky Tractor Puller” or the more festive “Bob Sledding” acts.
Guy 1: Dude, I bought my wife a bottle of Rosé with Rudolph on it! I’ll bet she’s going to finally let me try the “Flying Camel” for Christmas!

Guy 2: No doubt, the “War Man Christmas Special” always works!
by Mr Mist3r November 5, 2022
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