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Chrismita

Have you seen Chrismita around?
by shakshakshakespeare November 28, 2011
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Christa Dawn

The shy when you first meet her girl with a heart of gold. Loyal to her people and loves beyond imagination. She is the most kind person almost to a fault because sometimes people take advantage of that kindness and cause her hardships. But she just rolls with always believing you get what you give! Her #1 rule is also the golden rule = treat others how you want to be treated. Her profession is what she believes she was born to do because a forever caretaker. She is very strong because of all the hardships and ugliness she has faced in her life but yet she is humble and loving. She is the epitome of beautiful for she is inside and out!
Christa Dawn is the best home health aide ever!
by Melawn1 August 28, 2017
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Christajah

A very nice girl , sweet , caring , cool to hang wit and just wants someone loyal.
A Christajah is a girl very chill person and you are lucky to have a Christajah as your friend or girlfriend .
Person 1 : Who's that girl??

Person 2 : ohh that's Christajah 🤤
by The truth abt this name June 16, 2018
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Chriseaning

A girl who acts crazy and does outrageous things for a dude who most likely isn’t feeling her as much as she is feeling him. Basically she acts aggressive and crazy like Chrisean Rock
Ayo Mia rlly Chriseaning she beat tf out Jay’s cousin cus she thought that Jay was cheating on her with his cousin
by Munchin4life March 18, 2023
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Christa McAuliffe Middle School

Christa McAuliffe Middle School, FL. Or known as (CMMS)

A middle school filled with short sixth graders, dramatic seventh graders, & potheads for eighth graders. A school where the principal is constantly pregnant. The assistant principal is ghetto as fuck, and the staff is over-protective. The girls there are either whores, down to earth, sluts, or drama-starters. The guys there are either jocks, dicks, or assholes. Only .01% of the guys there are actually nice and respect people. .01% of the girls there are actually nice and respect people. the other 99.99%? you won't get along with them. The school is like a jungle, eighth graders are the predators, seventh graders are the prey, and sixth graders are the prey of the seventh graders. Everyone picks on the sixth graders, and everyone picks on the seventh graders. Fuck with the eighth graders, you get jumped, bitch. If you love weed, if you love drugs, if you love alcohol, and if you love drama; Then CMMS is the school for you.
Person 1: You go to Christa McAuliffe Middle School? (CMMS)
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Do you smoke weed?
Person 2: LOL YES.

Person 1: You go to CMMS?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Nevermind...
*Later that Day*
Person 2: HEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT (PERSON1) WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU? YEAHH.
Person 3: Really? I'm going to kick their ass.
*Later On*
Person 3: Hey, you talking shit?
Person 1: Uh, No? Lololol.
Person 3: Uh huh, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Person 1: You can't.
Person 3: Why?
Person 1: You go to CMMS, right?
Person 3: Yeah, so what?
Person 1: You're short, & you probably don't even smoke.
Person 3: SO?
by ihatecmmsandyourmom January 12, 2011
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Christa

The embodiment of Tinker-belle; operates in a fairy-like state of mind, bothered by little; when angered becomes extremely vilotle, due to the disturbance of her aura.
That girl is delusional
well sometimes, I think she more of a Christa than an ass
by Ctheblackwidow February 3, 2010
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dirty christa

The act of cumming on a disc golf disc before throwing it causing a rain of semen on players.
by NFly November 16, 2019
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