Andrew: Hey Billybob what did you do with Judy last night.
Billybob: Well we made out for a bit and then i gave her a Cookie dough christening.
Andrew: Was it fat free?
Billybob: Well we made out for a bit and then i gave her a Cookie dough christening.
Andrew: Was it fat free?
by Paul Redfern January 1, 2009
Get the Cookie dough christeningmug. person who renounces the current lifestyle they are living and becomes a christen. commonly happens to people whom have several near death experiences with drugs. very scary thing when it happens because someone is was usually very cool and hip suddenly become brain washed worshiper of a mythical being. they will never listen to reason and rarely return to the dark side.
they were really cool 80's rockers until their best friend died from a heroin overdose. now the have repented and become born again christens.
by bigposerhead February 8, 2005
Get the born again christenmug. We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.
by Blobbo May 31, 2013
Get the Eton College Christeningmug. Has a huge heart and is in love with a man named Nathan Twist
She overthinks and can be sad at times but when she can let go of it she’s all in to play fun and laugh with the man she’s with
She leaps a bit too much and runs away at the wrong time
She will always make up for her flaws when given a chance to work them out
She overthinks and can be sad at times but when she can let go of it she’s all in to play fun and laugh with the man she’s with
She leaps a bit too much and runs away at the wrong time
She will always make up for her flaws when given a chance to work them out
by Twistedclover March 7, 2024
Get the christen clovermug. person: damn i really wish i had some jean kirschtein rn😩
person 2: ma?🤨 he has a wife🤝
person: damn ok🙄 who? i just wanna talk🙄
person 2: christen ally
person: DAMN NVM😧😧
person 2: ma?🤨 he has a wife🤝
person: damn ok🙄 who? i just wanna talk🙄
person 2: christen ally
person: DAMN NVM😧😧
by jean kirschtein’s wife March 1, 2021
Get the christen allymug. After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.
"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."
by Octobabe July 2, 2023
Get the Dirty Christenmug. 